Pageant Wednesday: A Good Laugh

ToddlersTiarasPageant Wednesday has returned! Because the Miss Houston and Miss Houston Teen Pageant are only one month away (eek!), I wanted to share some of the best quotes from every woman’s favorite show to laugh along with, Toddlers and Tiaras. If you’ve ever watched the hit show on TLC you know that it’s filled with ridiculousness in the form of pixie sticks, big hair, and a handful of kids who want nothing more than a nap and not have to “practice.” Though sometimes controversial for going “too far” at times, this show is always filled with hilarious moments that leave viewers rolling on the floor laughing. Haven’t watched it before? I highly recommend it.

“It makes me happy when my mommy cries.”

anigif_enhanced-buzz-26215-1326298770-6“Bein’ a diva’s exhausting!”

“When Claudia grows up she wants to own a lot of Taco Bells.”

“A dolla make me holla honey boo-boo!” – Alana from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

tumblr_lvjscqGS0D1r0hti6“It was funny but I don’t like you so I’m not going to laugh.”

“Emerald’s ambition is to become an octopus or a photographer.”

“I could care less about beauty. I just want pizza.”


“My dream would be to own a whale and have 10 kids.”

“When I’m not doing pageants, I sit at home and act like a cat.”


“When Alanna grows up she wants to reunite Destiny’s child and find a cure for cancer.”

Do you have more hilarious quotes from this hit TV show? Share them with us – we’d love to laugh along with you :)

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